Jill Quote #758
Quote from Jill in The Flirting Game
Jill: [chuckles] Boy, was that lucky!
Patty: [laughing] Luck had nothing to do with it. He would have let you off with a dead body in the back.
Jill: What are you talking about?
Patty: I am talking about that incredible job of flirting you just pulled off on that cop.
Jill: I was not flirting.
Patty: Oh, you weren't flirting? What was the hair flip thing about?
Jill: My hair was in my face.
Patty: Oh, really? What about you flashed your butt to get your license? What about that?
Jill: I was just reaching for my purse.
Patty: And how about when you gave him those helpless little-girl eyes? "Officer, I'll never speed again."
Jill: Oh, my God! You're right. I was flirting.
Patty: You were brilliant.
Jill: I can't believe I did that! I just had this argument with Tim about how disgusting it is when women manipulate men that way. God, I hate myself.
Patty: Well, I hate you too. I tried to flirt my way out of a ticket once. I got another one for indecent exposure. I don't want to talk about it.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Flirting Game’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: It went well. They're gonna bring me to meet Dr. Matthews.
Patty: Oh. Well, you're a shoo-in. You know more about psychology than half of the professors here. How do you know so much about abnormal behavior?
Jill: Have you met my husband?
Quote from Tim
Tim: Hi again, and welcome back to Tool Time.
Al: Where we continue our look at antique tools.
Tim: These beautiful, handcrafted, antique tools came from a time when more power meant manpower. [grunts]
Al: Now, over here, we have two pedal-powered machines. This happens to be a pedal-powered scroll saw.
Tim: Over here is a lathe. Let me show you how this works. Take a seat here. Now, say you're making a table leg.
Al: You're making a table leg. [laughs]
Tim: It's like an exercise bike. While you're shaping your leg, your leg's getting shaped. [imitates Pee-wee Herman laugh]
Al: Now, over here we have an old rope-making machine. You simply turn the crank and three pieces of twine become one piece of rope.
Tim: In the time before television, families would sit around the rope machine and watch knots landing.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Tell us about this, Al.
Al: Well, this is an old hog oiler.
Tim: Now, how does this compare with the one in your mom's house?
Al: You see, the way these work is the hog comes up and it rubs against the rollers like so. And the skin becomes moist.
Tim: Oh. So, the hog actually looks at this as kind of an "oinkment." [Al laughs]