Tim Quote #2366
Quote from Tim in The Flirting Game
Jill: Tim, it was entirely subconscious. I'm ashamed of what I did.
Tim: Don't be ashamed of it. You give the guy a wink and you keep our insurance rates down. I wish I could do that.
Jill: What are you talking about?
Tim: If I had great legs, I could drive as fast as I wanted to.
Jill: You are entirely missing the point!
Tim: The point is if I were a sexy woman, my life would be a lot easier.
Randy: And mine would be a lot more screwed up.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Flirting Game’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: It went well. They're gonna bring me to meet Dr. Matthews.
Patty: Oh. Well, you're a shoo-in. You know more about psychology than half of the professors here. How do you know so much about abnormal behavior?
Jill: Have you met my husband?
Quote from Tim
Tim: Hi again, and welcome back to Tool Time.
Al: Where we continue our look at antique tools.
Tim: These beautiful, handcrafted, antique tools came from a time when more power meant manpower. [grunts]
Al: Now, over here, we have two pedal-powered machines. This happens to be a pedal-powered scroll saw.
Tim: Over here is a lathe. Let me show you how this works. Take a seat here. Now, say you're making a table leg.
Al: You're making a table leg. [laughs]
Tim: It's like an exercise bike. While you're shaping your leg, your leg's getting shaped. [imitates Pee-wee Herman laugh]
Al: Now, over here we have an old rope-making machine. You simply turn the crank and three pieces of twine become one piece of rope.
Tim: In the time before television, families would sit around the rope machine and watch knots landing.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Tell us about this, Al.
Al: Well, this is an old hog oiler.
Tim: Now, how does this compare with the one in your mom's house?
Al: You see, the way these work is the hog comes up and it rubs against the rollers like so. And the skin becomes moist.
Tim: Oh. So, the hog actually looks at this as kind of an "oinkment." [Al laughs]