Tim Quote #2356
Quote from Tim in No Place Like Home
Lucille: You know, Tim, as hard as it's gonna be for me leaving this house, I am so happy to be moving closer to you and Marty and all the grandchildren.
Tim: We're gonna be real happy to have you. It's gonna be OK.
Lucille: I know, I know.
Tim: Wait a minute. I've got an idea. How would you feel about having one last Christmas dinner here tonight?
Lucille: Well, honey, Christmas isn't until Wednesday. Besides, we've packed up the whole house.
Tim: So we order food in. We'll eat on the floor. It'll be like a pre-Christmas scrimmage.
Lucille: You know, that could be great.
Tim: Yeah.
Lucille: Do you know that the first night your father and I moved here, we ate on the floor? We had this romantic dinner and then we danced and... and...
Tim: Mom. Mom. More than I need to know.
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Quote from Wilson
Wilson: You know, closing up the old childhood home can be a traumatic thing. I know it was for me.
Tim: A lot of memories?
Wilson: Yeah, they're still vivid. Waking up to the sound of a hyena laughing. The sweet smell of hay as the zebra grazed. The sight of a mother rhinoceros feeding her calf.
Tim: Uh, you... you were raised in Africa?
Wilson: Chicago. In an apartment overlooking the zoo.
Quote from Tim
Jill: How are you, honey?
Tim: I'm good. I was just thinking how much I'm like this house.
Marty: You mean you both have old, leaky pipes?
Tim: I'm speaking metaphorically.
Jeff: Metaphorically? You actually know what that means?
Tim: I have a neighbor who explains stuff like this to me.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: So, Wilson, what are you doing?
Wilson: Well, Tim, I'm carving a nativity scene out of giant radishes. What do you think of my Three Wise Men?
Tim: I think they should come bearing onion dip.
Wilson: [chuckles] See, this is part of the Mexican custom of Noche de Rabanos.
Tim: Um... Night of the Bathroom?
Wilson: No, no, no, no, no, Tim. Night of the Radishes. You see, every Christmas, farming families would head into town and display their tuberous creations.