Jill Quote #714
Quote from Jill in Workshop 'Til You Drop
Jill: I'm sorry.
Tim: Apology accepted.
Jill: No, I'm not finished yet.
Tim: Wow. This is new territory.
Jill: I am too critical of you. I don't want to be the kind of wife who complains about everything her husband does.
Tim: Come on, come on, come on. We both have our faults, all right? Sometimes I leave my underwear on the floor. Sometimes you're bossy, overbearing, you nag a little bit. You're neurotic, you criticize...
Jill: Tim! Now I know why it's taken so long for me to do this.
Tim: No, no, you did fine. You're not real good at this and you'll get better at it.
Jill: Well, what did I leave out?
Tim: Well, generally, when I apologize, I give you a kiss. [Jill kisses Tim] You know, you're gonna be a good apologizer. It takes some time. Pretty soon you'll be as good as me. You'll be able to say you're sorry and not really mean it.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Workshop 'Til You Drop’ Quotes
Quote from Bud
Bud: I took my marriage for granted and now I'm having to pay the price. Do you know what it's like to go home to an 18-room mansion and there's no one to share it with but your domestic staff?
Tim: Can't say as I do, Bud.
Bud: Well, let me tell you, Tim, it's no fun.
Quote from Bud
Tim: I didn't know you and Jean were having any trouble.
Bud: Yeah, we just stopped talking to each other. There's nothing more important in a marriage than communication.
Tim: Is there any chance of you guys getting back together?
Bud: About as much chance as you getting through Tool Time without a fire or flood.
Tim: It doesn't look too good, does it?
Quote from Tim
Dr. Emory: Repressed anger can often be a problem in marriages. When we keep things bottled up inside they can surface at inappropriate moments. Would anyone like to share an angry moment they've been holding on to? [Tim raises his hand] Tim.
Tim: I'd like to share an angry moment.
Jill: Go. No, no, go!
Tim: OK. [sighing] I went to an auto parts store to pick up some windshield wipers, to replace them on my Mustang. It clearly said on the box, "Will fit any Ford". A Mustang's a Ford, isn't it? Well, I get them home, they're the clip-on type, not the snap-on type. They didn't fit. I couldn't use them. I take them back to the store, they would not give my money back because they were used! [exhaling]
Jill: This is your big angry moment?
Tim: You bet. It's been with me a long time. It's great to get it off my chest.
Dr. Emory: What has that got to do with your marriage?
Tim: I was married at the time.