Tim Quote #2065
Quote from Tim in The Longest Day
Jill: OK, all right, I got one. "Lacks." L-a-c-k-s. Lacks.
Tim: 2, 3, 4. 12.
Jill: That's 15.
Tim: You gave me an opening, honey. Read it and weep. "Ex-lacks." [Jill scoffs] What?
Randy: Well, Dad, first of all, that's a brand name.
Jill: And you didn't spell it correctly.
Tim: You're telling me there's no "x"?
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‘The Longest Day’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Randy: Why does this bad stuff always have to happen to me?
Tim: Well, bad stuff happens to everybody. Bad stuff happens to me all the time.
Randy: Yeah, but you cause it.
Quote from Jill
Jill: You're right, I tipped him off. I mean, what kind of mother am I? I had to go and fix him a decent breakfast.
Quote from Randy
Brad: Also, Randy had to go to another doctor and get a second blood test.
Tim: Why?
Randy: It's all Mom's fault. She told Dr. Medwick I been kinda tired lately.
Tim: Well, you have been. I caught you on the couch the other day asleep at 4:00.
Randy: Dad, I was watching Tool Time.