Tim Quote #2003
Quote from Tim in Eye on Tim
Kelly: So, what are you gonna show me next?
Tim: Well, we can either go to my house and show you where "The Tool Man" takes off his belt. Or we can go by Harry's Hardware, where I bought the belt.
Kelly: Well, you know, we should do both. I want to know everything there is to know about you.
Tim: Yeah. OK, well... We might as well start at the beginning. When I was first born, I was a tool man... actually, a tool tot. You know my first two words?
Kelly: No.
Tim: Ooh, ooh.
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Quote from Al
Jill: Oh, hi, Al.
Al: Hi. Tim told me you were sick, so I brought you over my very special vaporizer. I've used this ever since I was a little boy to nurse myself back to health.
Jill: That is so sweet.
Al: There you go. Now, the cowboy's arm is the on/off switch. And the steam comes out the horse's mouth.
Jill: Gosh. I don't know whether to say "thank you" or "yippee-ti-yi-yo."
Al: Well, use it every night and you'll be back in the saddle before you know it.
Jill: Thanks, partner.
Quote from Al
Kelly: Tim, fabulous show!
Tim: Thanks. Did you like that metaphor about the current within the man?
Kelly: Oh...
Al: Usually around here the current runs through the man.
Quote from Tim
Al: Tim! Tim, guess who's in the building.
Tim: Well, it's not shaking, so it can't be your mom.