Quote from Tim in Eye on Tim
Kelly: So, what are you gonna show me next? Tim: Well, we can either go to my house and show you where "The Tool Man" takes off his belt. Or we can go by Harry's Hardware, where I bought the belt. Kelly: Well, you know, we should do both. I want to know everything there is to know about you. Tim: Yeah. OK, well... We might as well start at the beginning. When I was first born, I was a tool man... actually, a tool tot. You know my first two words? Kelly: No. Tim: Ooh, ooh.