Tim Quote #1671
Quote from Tim in A Taylor Runs Through It
Minister: And now Lisa's cousin, Jill Taylor, has prepared a poem on the grace and sanctity of marriage.
Tim: Go get 'em, honey.
Jill: I'm not going up there.
Tim: They're waiting for you. Come on. [lifts Jill up by her injured arm]
Jill: Ow!
Tim: Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Jill: I don't want to do this.
Tim: Go, go, go.
[As Tim pushes Jill forward, she falls down. As Tim helps her up, he removes her jacket]
Minister: Are you all right?
Jill: I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Um... uh... To my cousin Lisa on her wedding day. "As a gentle wind kisses the morning dew..."
Bonnie: A little louder! We can't hear you!
Jill: [bends down to the microphone] "As a gentle wind kisses the morning dew..."
Tim: Let me get... I'll take... I'll just move. Excuse me. Excuse me. [Tim raises the mic and hits Jill's nose]
Jill: Ow!
Brad: It's gonna be a long ride home.
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‘A Taylor Runs Through It’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: Well, I wrote you a little poem. [Jill snickers] Maybe... maybe you'd like to listen to it before you start laughing at me.
Jill: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Tim: "I was going to buy you jewelry, and maybe some flowers. Instead, I stayed up till the wee morning hours, thinking about how lucky I am. Boy, I'm hungry. I feel like ham. My selfishness I will try to conquer. I'm sorry I bopped you on your honker. I'll love you forever, even when you're old. If you don't like this poem, I've got the florist on hold."
Quote from Tim
Tim: I'm really sorry I wasn't looking where I was going in the boat, OK?
Jill: I cannot believe that I let you talk me into water-skiing.
Tim: I didn't talk you into it. You wanted to go. If you'd let go of the rope, you wouldn't be hurt right now.
Jill: You actually think this is my fault?
Tim: Not if you don't. Honey, you can't let some nicks and cuts and contusions stop you from going. Heck, if I did that, I wouldn't go anywhere.
Quote from Jill
Tim: Honey, you've gotta go to this wedding.
Jill: Why do I have to go?
Tim: I have a... I have a million reasons. It's your favorite cousin. And... And you'd hate yourself forever if you didn't go.
Jill: Actually, I'd hate you.
Tim: I thought of that, too.