Tim Quote #1676
Quote from Tim in A Taylor Runs Through It
Tim: Well, I wrote you a little poem. [Jill snickers] Maybe... maybe you'd like to listen to it before you start laughing at me.
Jill: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Tim: "I was going to buy you jewelry, and maybe some flowers. Instead, I stayed up till the wee morning hours, thinking about how lucky I am. Boy, I'm hungry. I feel like ham. My selfishness I will try to conquer. I'm sorry I bopped you on your honker. I'll love you forever, even when you're old. If you don't like this poem, I've got the florist on hold."
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‘A Taylor Runs Through It’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: I'm really sorry I wasn't looking where I was going in the boat, OK?
Jill: I cannot believe that I let you talk me into water-skiing.
Tim: I didn't talk you into it. You wanted to go. If you'd let go of the rope, you wouldn't be hurt right now.
Jill: You actually think this is my fault?
Tim: Not if you don't. Honey, you can't let some nicks and cuts and contusions stop you from going. Heck, if I did that, I wouldn't go anywhere.
Quote from Jill
Tim: Honey, you've gotta go to this wedding.
Jill: Why do I have to go?
Tim: I have a... I have a million reasons. It's your favorite cousin. And... And you'd hate yourself forever if you didn't go.
Jill: Actually, I'd hate you.
Tim: I thought of that, too.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Well, I picked up my suit for the wedding. Now I just have to figure out what you guys will be wearing.
Brad: We'd be wearing a big smile if we didn't have to go.
Jill: I'm the only one of my sisters who can make it. We have to represent the Patterson girls.
Randy: A lifelong dream of mine.
Jill: Oh, come on. It's gonna be fun.
Brad: It's gonna be torture. We'll be near one of the best water-skiing lakes in Michigan, and we'll be stuck with our boring relatives the whole time.
Jill: My relatives aren't boring! They're odd. But that's what makes them fun.
Randy: Mom, what sounds like more fun? Water skiing or watching Aunt Edna take out her teeth?
Jill: They're both fun.