Tim Quote #1660
Quote from Tim in A Taylor Runs Through It
Mark: Wow! This is gonna be a really cool wedding.
Tim: Not only that, Al's going up to Wilson's cabin. He's gonna do some fly-fishish. We can join those guys. If there's time, water skiing and off-roading.
Randy: Rad!
Brad: Cool! Offroading would be awesome.
Jill: Tim, there's not gonna be any time for all that. Here, guys. You do this.
Tim: How long does a wedding take? It's "I do," "I do," cut the cake, we're on the lake.
Jill: No, there's not just the wedding. We got the family barbecue, the rehearsal dinner, the rehearsal. And don't forget Aunt Edna's surprise birthday brunch.
Tim: I'm not gonna miss any of the family events. I am really looking forward to Carol and Tom's wedding.
Jill: Lisa and Jeff.
Tim: I'm looking forward to their wedding, too.
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Tim: Well, I wrote you a little poem. [Jill snickers] Maybe... maybe you'd like to listen to it before you start laughing at me.
Jill: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Tim: "I was going to buy you jewelry, and maybe some flowers. Instead, I stayed up till the wee morning hours, thinking about how lucky I am. Boy, I'm hungry. I feel like ham. My selfishness I will try to conquer. I'm sorry I bopped you on your honker. I'll love you forever, even when you're old. If you don't like this poem, I've got the florist on hold."
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Tim: I'm really sorry I wasn't looking where I was going in the boat, OK?
Jill: I cannot believe that I let you talk me into water-skiing.
Tim: I didn't talk you into it. You wanted to go. If you'd let go of the rope, you wouldn't be hurt right now.
Jill: You actually think this is my fault?
Tim: Not if you don't. Honey, you can't let some nicks and cuts and contusions stop you from going. Heck, if I did that, I wouldn't go anywhere.
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Tim: Honey, you've gotta go to this wedding.
Jill: Why do I have to go?
Tim: I have a... I have a million reasons. It's your favorite cousin. And... And you'd hate yourself forever if you didn't go.
Jill: Actually, I'd hate you.
Tim: I thought of that, too.