Tim Quote #1580
Quote from Tim in The Naked Truth
Jill: Look, it didn't bother me that you saw Nancy naked. I just don't understand why you didn't tell me about it.
Tim: Nancy didn't think it would be a good idea.
Jill: And so that's why she was the one that brought it up at dinner?
Tim: She's a very complicated woman.
Jill: Admit it. You didn't tell me about it because you liked what you saw.
Tim: I didn't like it. [off Jill's look] I didn't hate it.
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‘The Naked Truth’ Quotes
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Jill: What was it you were trying to say?
Tim: That's our song, right there. That's our song.
Jill: "La Cucaracha" is our song?
Tim: [sings] La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Nancy: Tim and I saw each other naked.
Tim: [sings] I didn't mean to, I thought it was you, la la la la la la! Hey, everybody, come on!
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Tim: [o.s.] Heidi!
Heidi: Sorry. Tim Taylor and Al Borland.
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Stage Manager: Hey, where are you guys going? We're on! We're on in five, four, three, two...
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Tim: [o.s.] Heidi!