Brad Quote #89
Quote from Brad in The Route of All Evil
Randy: Hey, Brad. Mom and Dad want you to come down for dinner.
Brad: Tell them I'm not hungry. I'm trying to finish this paper and do my math homework at the same time.
Randy: "The Franco-Prussian War was fought in the year 1870 minus the square root of 113."
Brad: Oh, man. How could I have done that?
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Route of All Evil’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I was so excited about him having that job, I just kept pushing him and pushing him. I just want my kids to be great.
Wilson: Tim, it's not unusual for a father to want his son to succeed. You know, I'm reminded of what Wally Schirra the astronaut said: "You don't raise heroes, you raise sons. If you treat them as sons, they'll turn out to be heroes, even if it's just in your own eyes."
Tim: I did push him way too hard. But it wasn't on purpose.
Wilson: I know it wasn't.
Tim: Thanks for lending me your ear.
Wilson: Tim! [returns the spy equipment] Thanks for lending me yours.
Quote from Tim
Brad: I can't keep up with everything.
Tim: Yes, you can. Look, you're already doing your studies. Look at this. Look. "The Franco-Prussian War was..." That's already more than I know, right there. Hey, but Russia's not spelled with a P, my friend. That says "Prussian."
Quote from Tim
Tim: Now, a must on the shopping list for every do-it-yourself spy is the bionic ear. With this device, you can pick up conversations a long way away. Watch.
Man #1: [on device] Maurice, qu'est-ce que tu as pensé de Tool Time?
Man #2: [on device] C'était très amusant, mais l'assistant, Al Borland, était un grand "bozo".
Al: And you're expecting me to believe they watch Tool Time in France?
Tim: Well, not anymore. You heard what Maurice said about you.