Tim Quote #1460
Quote from Tim in The Route of All Evil
Tim: So how's my junior breadwinner doing?
Brad: I'm tired, every bone in my body aches, and I can't see straight.
Tim: [grunts] Yeah, welcome to the working world, huh? I'm real proud of you. That's why I did this.
Brad: You framed my first paycheck?
Tim: No. I Perma Plaqued it. That baby will be in there forever.
Brad: How am I supposed to cash it?
Tim: [scratches, bites the frame] You make an interesting point. I'll just give you the cash.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Route of All Evil’ Quotes
Quote from Brad
Randy: Hey, Brad. Mom and Dad want you to come down for dinner.
Brad: Tell them I'm not hungry. I'm trying to finish this paper and do my math homework at the same time.
Randy: "The Franco-Prussian War was fought in the year 1870 minus the square root of 113."
Brad: Oh, man. How could I have done that?
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I was so excited about him having that job, I just kept pushing him and pushing him. I just want my kids to be great.
Wilson: Tim, it's not unusual for a father to want his son to succeed. You know, I'm reminded of what Wally Schirra the astronaut said: "You don't raise heroes, you raise sons. If you treat them as sons, they'll turn out to be heroes, even if it's just in your own eyes."
Tim: I did push him way too hard. But it wasn't on purpose.
Wilson: I know it wasn't.
Tim: Thanks for lending me your ear.
Wilson: Tim! [returns the spy equipment] Thanks for lending me yours.
Quote from Tim
Brad: I can't keep up with everything.
Tim: Yes, you can. Look, you're already doing your studies. Look at this. Look. "The Franco-Prussian War was..." That's already more than I know, right there. Hey, but Russia's not spelled with a P, my friend. That says "Prussian."