Tim Quote #1433

Quote from Tim in Some Like It Hot Rod

Tim: All right. We're not talking about ordinary stains around the house that your wife can get out with cotton balls and club soda, we're talking about man-sized stains. [grunts]
Al: That's right. Soot and grime that gets on the outside of buildings. For stains like these, you need better remedies - steam, sandblasters, solvents, high-pressure washers.
Tim: Larry, follow Al and me outside.
Al: That's right. We're gonna use high pressure to get the soot and grime off our building.
Tim: That's right. We're gonna be removing some graffiti. Hi, Chrissy.
Al: Actually, Tim, there's no graffiti on our building.
Tim: There is now. Now, remember, Al, I did this to show the audience how to remove graffiti, OK? Heidi, do you think the pressure washer will take it off?
Heidi: I sure hope so, for Al's sake.
Al: "Al is a gal"? Why are you calling me a gal?
Tim: 'Cause it rhymes with Al. And I couldn't remember if weenie ended with y or ie.
Al: All right, enough is enough. I am tired of being embarrassed all the time.
Tim: Look at your fly. [Al looks down] Got you again!

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 ‘Some Like It Hot Rod’ Quotes

Quote from Wilson

Jill: Wilson, I've been thinking about this. Do you think that subconsciously I left the hot rod out in the snow to get back at Tim for dropping that two-ton beam on my station wagon?
Wilson: Well, Jill, that's a very interesting theory, but I'm sure that your leaving the car out was just an accident.
Jill: Yeah. But you know what Freud says about that, "There are no accidents."
Wilson: Well, obviously Freud never saw Tool Time.

Quote from Tim

Jill: Get in. See if it meets your approval.
Tim: Jill, this is the greatest gift you've ever given me.
Jill: I gave you three children.
Tim: Yeah, but none of them came out this clean.

Quote from Brad

Jill: How could I have done something so stupid?
Brad: They say when two people have been married for a long time they start acting like each other.
Jill: You're not helping, Brad.