Tim Quote #1270
Quote from Tim in Back in the Saddle Shoes Again
Tim: Going back to school, it's really a big deal to her. I couldn't wait to get out of college. And to be honest, the college couldn't wait to get me out of there.
Wilson: Wasn't it college where you met Jill?
Tim: Yeah. It wasn't easy. I was kind of a motorhead and she hung out with all the intellectuals. You know the type. Spend their days thinking about the meaning of life when they could be figuring out how to drink a keg of beer without using their hands. I'm not looking forward to her getting back in a group of eggheads again. People who are always trying to prove how smart they are by talking over your head.
Wilson: So, Tim, you're worried about Jill returning to the world of academia.
Tim: It was a lot of work to get her interested in me in the first place in college, you know. Maybe she goes back and hangs out with all those intellectual types, maybe she- maybe she won't find me that interesting again.
Wilson: Tim, just because Jill grows doesn't mean that she'll grow apart from you.
Tim: No, no, no. Heck. What am I talking about? Why would she trade me in for a new model when she got a V8 like me sitting in the garage at home?
Wilson: You are a classic.
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Tim: Well, let me ask you a question. Have you ever wished that you'd married somebody as smart as you?
Jill: You think I'm smarter than you?
Tim: Yeah.
Jill: Well, that just shows how smart you are.
Tim: You didn't answer the question.
Jill: Do I ever wish that I married somebody else? Why would I wanna marry anybody else? You're funny, you're sexy, creative, you take chances, and you're definitely not afraid to be wrong. I'm perfectly happy being married to a man who thinks that PBS is something that women get once a month.
Tim: What I said was, "Once a month is enough for PBS." And way too much for the other thing.
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Tim: Why don't you go to a trade school?
Jill: Trade school?
Tim: Six months, you can be a turret lathe operator.
Jill: I don't want to be a turret lathe operator. I don't even know what that is.
Tim: That's why you go to the school. How about a certified arc welder?
Jill: Are you insane?
Tim: Diesel bus repair.
Jill: Tim, I was really excited about this idea. I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you about it, and all you can do is throw out idiotic suggestions. Why don't you just tell me to go to clown college?
Tim: They'd never take you. You're not funny enough and your feet are too small.
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Jill: Tim, I was talking to you.
Tim: Hold on a second. Maybe one of the kids got in an accident.
Jill: I thought that they were all home.
Tim: Hold on a minute. Well, most of the accidents take place in the home. [on the phone] Hey. Hey, Deke? What are you doing? Ah. Hold on a second. [to Jill] Thank God the kids are OK.