Tim Quote #825
Quote from Tim in Maybe, Baby
Tim: I think I know why you want a daughter. You want to be immortal, like me.
Jill: You're immortal?
Tim: Long after I'm gone, the boys will still be burping.
Jill: What?
Tim: But you don't have a little Jill Jr. to pass on girl stuff to.
Jill: Oh, girl stuff, huh? Like cooking and cleaning and doing laundry?
Tim: Don't forget darning socks.
Jill: That's a skill I'd hate to see die out.
Tim: I'm kidding. What I'm saying is if I can be immortal, you should be able to be immortal, too. So, let's... let's... let's talk about having a daughter.
Jill: Are you serious?
Tim: Yeah. And then I could build her a little Barbie Dream House. And I'd remodel the whole downstairs, you know, put in a rec room, a little weight room for Ken, a little back door for GI Joe.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Maybe, Baby’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: We never actually said that we weren't gonna have another baby.
Tim: I've said it. I know I've talked about it. I mentioned it on Tool Time.
Jill: Oh, great. So 11 people know about it?
Tim: You remember babies at all? Dirty diapers. Colic? 2 am feedings. 3 am feedings. I don't have the energy for that anymore.
Jill: You don't have the energy to say, "Wake up, Jill, the baby wants you"?
Quote from Randy
Tim: I thought you guys weren't supposed to watch that Goosebump Theater. Doesn't it give you nightmares?
Randy: Well, Tool Time gives us nightmares, and you make us watch that.
Tim: Hey, he's going after those guys with a Binford 5100 chain saw. That's a chain saw and a half. Good choice, ghoul.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Dobry dyen, good neighbor.
Tim: Huh?
Wilson: That's Russian for "hi-de-ho." I'm playing chess by mail with a grand master in Moscow.
Tim: Got a minute?
Wilson: Tim, I am your pawn.
Tim: Jill wants to have another baby.
Wilson: Well, Tim, I'm not sure I can help you there.
Tim: That's not the area I'm having trouble with. [grunts]