Tim Quote #828
Quote from Tim in Maybe, Baby
Tim: Oh, shut the blinds, let the whole neighborhood know there's something going on in here.
Jill: Come here, Mr. Immortal.
Tim: [grunts] Mnh-mnh-mnh-mnh. [they kiss] Did you brush your teeth?
Jill: Tim, I just brushed 'em.
Tim: Could you brush 'em again, please? And get that stinky stuff way in the back.
Jill: Well, you've pretty much killed the mood.
Tim: Wait till you walk in there.
[As Jill goes into the bathroom to brush her teeth again, Tim grabs Test Dummy Al and puts him under the covers]
Tim: Come on. I'm waiting, honey. [stands behind the door]
Jill: Well, I brushed, I flossed. I hope that I don't offend you this time. [climbs into bed] So, Al, what are you doing here? It's not Tuesday.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Maybe, Baby’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: We never actually said that we weren't gonna have another baby.
Tim: I've said it. I know I've talked about it. I mentioned it on Tool Time.
Jill: Oh, great. So 11 people know about it?
Tim: You remember babies at all? Dirty diapers. Colic? 2 am feedings. 3 am feedings. I don't have the energy for that anymore.
Jill: You don't have the energy to say, "Wake up, Jill, the baby wants you"?
Quote from Randy
Tim: I thought you guys weren't supposed to watch that Goosebump Theater. Doesn't it give you nightmares?
Randy: Well, Tool Time gives us nightmares, and you make us watch that.
Tim: Hey, he's going after those guys with a Binford 5100 chain saw. That's a chain saw and a half. Good choice, ghoul.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Dobry dyen, good neighbor.
Tim: Huh?
Wilson: That's Russian for "hi-de-ho." I'm playing chess by mail with a grand master in Moscow.
Tim: Got a minute?
Wilson: Tim, I am your pawn.
Tim: Jill wants to have another baby.
Wilson: Well, Tim, I'm not sure I can help you there.
Tim: That's not the area I'm having trouble with. [grunts]