Tim Quote #827
Quote from Tim in Maybe, Baby
Jill: Look, I just want to know that we can still talk about this.
Tim: Why didn't you just say it like that?
Jill: You wouldn't let me. You shut the door and put a big fat guy in front of it.
Tim: Holding Al's mom. So, I should just leave the door open?
Jill: I just want you to listen. What would happen if we had another boy? The last thing in the world this house needs is more testosterone. It's practically dripping down the walls as it is.
Tim: [grunts] Yeah. There's hair growing on that wall right there.
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‘Maybe, Baby’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: We never actually said that we weren't gonna have another baby.
Tim: I've said it. I know I've talked about it. I mentioned it on Tool Time.
Jill: Oh, great. So 11 people know about it?
Tim: You remember babies at all? Dirty diapers. Colic? 2 am feedings. 3 am feedings. I don't have the energy for that anymore.
Jill: You don't have the energy to say, "Wake up, Jill, the baby wants you"?
Quote from Randy
Tim: I thought you guys weren't supposed to watch that Goosebump Theater. Doesn't it give you nightmares?
Randy: Well, Tool Time gives us nightmares, and you make us watch that.
Tim: Hey, he's going after those guys with a Binford 5100 chain saw. That's a chain saw and a half. Good choice, ghoul.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Dobry dyen, good neighbor.
Tim: Huh?
Wilson: That's Russian for "hi-de-ho." I'm playing chess by mail with a grand master in Moscow.
Tim: Got a minute?
Wilson: Tim, I am your pawn.
Tim: Jill wants to have another baby.
Wilson: Well, Tim, I'm not sure I can help you there.
Tim: That's not the area I'm having trouble with. [grunts]