Al Quote #100
Quote from Al in Maybe, Baby
Al: Can we get on with the show?
Tim: All right, let's introduce our guest star tonight - the Binford XJB bench grinder.
Al: Three-quarter horsepower motor.
Tim: And it spins at a manly 3400 RPM. [grunts] Oh! Now, you'll notice Al's wearing safety goggles. They not only protect his eyes, but they give Al that intellectual look. If we can bring the camera over here, I'll show you what Al's doing. He keeps the ax blade against the wheel... at a 45° angle. That helps retain the original bevel. And I don't know about you, but I revel in Al's bevel.
Al: There you are, Tim. Sharp as new.
Tim: All right, there's ways to see if they're sharp. The first way... [sharp grinding noise] Warn me when you do that stuff, Al. OK... There we go. [comic plucking sound] Sharp as new. Gettin' a little rough on that beard. You want me to trim it up for you?
Al: I don't think so, Tim.
Tim: Come on, trust me, Al.
Al: Based on what?
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‘Maybe, Baby’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: We never actually said that we weren't gonna have another baby.
Tim: I've said it. I know I've talked about it. I mentioned it on Tool Time.
Jill: Oh, great. So 11 people know about it?
Tim: You remember babies at all? Dirty diapers. Colic? 2 am feedings. 3 am feedings. I don't have the energy for that anymore.
Jill: You don't have the energy to say, "Wake up, Jill, the baby wants you"?
Quote from Randy
Tim: I thought you guys weren't supposed to watch that Goosebump Theater. Doesn't it give you nightmares?
Randy: Well, Tool Time gives us nightmares, and you make us watch that.
Tim: Hey, he's going after those guys with a Binford 5100 chain saw. That's a chain saw and a half. Good choice, ghoul.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Dobry dyen, good neighbor.
Tim: Huh?
Wilson: That's Russian for "hi-de-ho." I'm playing chess by mail with a grand master in Moscow.
Tim: Got a minute?
Wilson: Tim, I am your pawn.
Tim: Jill wants to have another baby.
Wilson: Well, Tim, I'm not sure I can help you there.
Tim: That's not the area I'm having trouble with. [grunts]