Tim Quote #826
Quote from Tim in Maybe, Baby
Tim: Wait, wait. Excuse me. What did you get so out of joint this morning for?
Jill: I was mad. You made up your mind we weren't gonna have any kids, and you didn't care what I felt about it.
Tim: Well, you came out of nowhere with this. Having a baby's a big deal. It's up there with putting in a new sprinkler system - - which we should talk about.
Jill: Tim...
Tim: Let me get this straight. You don't want to have a new kid?
Jill: I don't want you to rule out the possibility.
Tim: Well... how do you feel about a sprinkler system?
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‘Maybe, Baby’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: We never actually said that we weren't gonna have another baby.
Tim: I've said it. I know I've talked about it. I mentioned it on Tool Time.
Jill: Oh, great. So 11 people know about it?
Tim: You remember babies at all? Dirty diapers. Colic? 2 am feedings. 3 am feedings. I don't have the energy for that anymore.
Jill: You don't have the energy to say, "Wake up, Jill, the baby wants you"?
Quote from Randy
Tim: I thought you guys weren't supposed to watch that Goosebump Theater. Doesn't it give you nightmares?
Randy: Well, Tool Time gives us nightmares, and you make us watch that.
Tim: Hey, he's going after those guys with a Binford 5100 chain saw. That's a chain saw and a half. Good choice, ghoul.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Dobry dyen, good neighbor.
Tim: Huh?
Wilson: That's Russian for "hi-de-ho." I'm playing chess by mail with a grand master in Moscow.
Tim: Got a minute?
Wilson: Tim, I am your pawn.
Tim: Jill wants to have another baby.
Wilson: Well, Tim, I'm not sure I can help you there.
Tim: That's not the area I'm having trouble with. [grunts]