Tim Quote #704
Quote from Tim in Karate or Not, Here I Come
Tim: Actually, camouflage has many applications, even around the house. Lisa, bring that out, please. Let's take wallpaper. Wallpaper can be used to decorate a wall or disguise an unsightly wall switch. Now see, can you find the switch here, Al?
Al: Well, they're usually... They're usually right along the...
Tim: Not as easy as it looks, is it, Al? That's camouflage for you. Woop!
[Tim presses a switch and the studio lights dim. He presses the switch again to revert the lights.]
Al: This is ridiculous, Tim. I don't want to be a part of this anymore.
[As Al walks over to the work bench, Lisa and Tim turn the wall around to reveal a wallpaper pattern of green flannel on top, a tool belt strip in the middle, and blue denim at the bottom]
Tim: I'm sorry, Al. Just trying to make a point. Here, put these away for me, will you? Come on. Put 'em... Just grab them, Al. Grab the darn things, Al. [Al walks in front of the wall] Al? Hey, Al, where'd you go? Al! Al!
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‘Karate or Not, Here I Come’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. I'm your host, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. 'Course, you all know my assistant, Al "I live for Bingo" Borland. Here on Tool Time, we've showed you many different ways to cut wood, but nothing as fun as today. Al, if we were gonna cut that piece of pine, what would you select?
Al: Well, Tim, I'd probably use the Binford 2,200 Circular Saw.
Tim: Mm, good choice. Ooh, but what if we had blown a fuse?
Al: I see, we're at your house.
Quote from Al
Al: Mr. Cho is here to publicize the karate demonstration this Tuesday night at the Fox Theater to benefit the Children's Hospital.
Tim: That's right. Karate. Boy, there's a sport with more power. [grunts]
Robert Cho: That's right, Tim. But the secret is to channel that power through focus and concentration.
Tim: Yeah. Two things I excel at.
Al: Well, that and driving yourself to the hospital while bleeding.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Why are you all so fascinated with fighting? I don't want anybody to beat anybody up. What is wrong with you people? You make me sick. I just want you to love each other, you big bunch of jerks!