Tim Quote #708
Quote from Tim in Karate or Not, Here I Come
Roy: Hey, Mike. What's up?
Mike: This guy here... What's your name?
Tim: Borland. Al Borland.
Mike: Al said if Artie touches stick boy, there's going to be big trouble.
Tim: Did I say it like that? With hostility like that? It didn't come out...
Roy: Wait a minute. My wife told me about you. You're married to that loudmouth.
Tim: Yeah, that's her.
Roy: I don't like anyone threatening my son.
Tim: Don't crowd me.
Roy: What are you gonna do about it?
Tim: Atlanta, Austin... Afghanistan...
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‘Karate or Not, Here I Come’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. I'm your host, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. 'Course, you all know my assistant, Al "I live for Bingo" Borland. Here on Tool Time, we've showed you many different ways to cut wood, but nothing as fun as today. Al, if we were gonna cut that piece of pine, what would you select?
Al: Well, Tim, I'd probably use the Binford 2,200 Circular Saw.
Tim: Mm, good choice. Ooh, but what if we had blown a fuse?
Al: I see, we're at your house.
Quote from Al
Al: Mr. Cho is here to publicize the karate demonstration this Tuesday night at the Fox Theater to benefit the Children's Hospital.
Tim: That's right. Karate. Boy, there's a sport with more power. [grunts]
Robert Cho: That's right, Tim. But the secret is to channel that power through focus and concentration.
Tim: Yeah. Two things I excel at.
Al: Well, that and driving yourself to the hospital while bleeding.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Why are you all so fascinated with fighting? I don't want anybody to beat anybody up. What is wrong with you people? You make me sick. I just want you to love each other, you big bunch of jerks!