Mark Quote #35
Quote from Mark in Rites & Wrongs of Passage
Tim: What's the problem?
Officer Kerry: Sir. Your son was with some older boys, throwing bricks at a greenhouse. They got away, but he was the only one we could catch.
Jill: Was there anybody hurt?
Officer Kerry: Oh, no. The place has been abandoned for quite some time, so I really don't think anyone will be pressing any charges.
Randy: Are you gonna cuff him?
Mark: Is Brad going to jail?
Tim: Upstairs!
Jill: It's bedtime, now!
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‘Rites & Wrongs of Passage’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Whoa, baby! You look great!
Tim: You wouldn't be just teasing a gal, would you?
Jill: No, I'm serious. This is real sexy.
Tim: It is?
Jill: Yeah. You got the legs for it. I just wish it was shorter.
Both: The kilt!
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I gotta be honest, Wilson. You kind of disappointed me. Yeah, usually you give me advice or point me in the right direction, or at least find some way of lifting my spirits.
Wilson: I am so sorry, neighbor. Tim, place your hands on the fence.
Tim: Like this?
Wilson: [sings] Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya...
Tim: Wilson... Do you know "Michael Row the Boat Ashore?"
Both: Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah...
Quote from Randy
Brad: Yeah, when are we gonna fit the exhaust?
Tim: We could start it now, if you want.
Brad: Cool. Do I get to use the blowtorch?
Tim: Yeah, right. Then we wait outside for the fire department to show up.
Randy: Well, it's not like they haven't been here before.