Jill Quote #157
Quote from Jill in Rites & Wrongs of Passage
Tim: You get my point. We pulled pranks. This is a prank. How tough can we be on him?
Jill: OK, look, here's the deal. He goes to the truck rally.
Tim: Mm-hmm.
Jill: But he has to apologize to Mrs. Blackburn, and he's still grounded for the rest of the weekend.
Tim: Very good, very good. I'll tell him he's treading on thin ice with me anyway and it's very inappropriate behavior to put dissected frog parts on lettuce, unless you have tartare sauce.
Jill: Or a lemon wedge.
Tim: Perfect.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Rites & Wrongs of Passage’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Whoa, baby! You look great!
Tim: You wouldn't be just teasing a gal, would you?
Jill: No, I'm serious. This is real sexy.
Tim: It is?
Jill: Yeah. You got the legs for it. I just wish it was shorter.
Both: The kilt!
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I gotta be honest, Wilson. You kind of disappointed me. Yeah, usually you give me advice or point me in the right direction, or at least find some way of lifting my spirits.
Wilson: I am so sorry, neighbor. Tim, place your hands on the fence.
Tim: Like this?
Wilson: [sings] Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya...
Tim: Wilson... Do you know "Michael Row the Boat Ashore?"
Both: Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah...
Quote from Randy
Brad: Yeah, when are we gonna fit the exhaust?
Tim: We could start it now, if you want.
Brad: Cool. Do I get to use the blowtorch?
Tim: Yeah, right. Then we wait outside for the fire department to show up.
Randy: Well, it's not like they haven't been here before.