Jill Quote #150
Quote from Jill in Read My Hips
Tim: Come on, Jill, lighten up. I didn't understand what you meant on the phone.
Jill: Well, what did you think I meant when I said all that stuff about how I was looking forward to seeing you and "I'll be waiting"?
Tim: Oh, like you said it like that - "I'll be waiting."
Jill: Well, I wanted to be more subtle. What did you want me to say? "The kids are gone, I'm home alone. Come and take me, big daddy."
Tim: That I understand.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Read My Hips’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Why don't you just ever tune in to me?
Tim: What am I supposed to do? Read your mind? At least when I want something, it's pretty clear what it is I want.
Jill: Well, that's true, Tim. Your signals are real clear. You crush a beer can on your head, that means, "I need another one." You belch... [belches] that's, "I'm done." And, "Honey, I took a shower," that's, "Wake up, I'm ready."
Quote from Al
Tim: Thank you very much and welcome to Tool Time. I'm your host, of course, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor, and you all know my assistant Al "I can't find a better job" Borland. [chuckles] Anyway, all this week Al and I will be doin' our salute to safety, 'cause, after all, Al, a safe workplace is a happy workplace. Right?
Al: I wouldn't know, Tim.
Quote from Mark
Jill: You remember the first time you kissed me? It was outside my dorm after Casablanca.
Tim: I thought it was after That Darn Cat starring Dean Jones. I often get those films confused. I remember, I hesitated. Then you shut your eyes. Boy, my heart was going crazy, wasn't it?
Jill: Oh, yeah, boom-boom-boom-boom.
Tim: Di-di-di-di-di. And then we did the tilt thing wrong. Then we locked. [they kiss]
Mark: [o.s.] Mommy and Daddy sittin' in the tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Randy: [o.s.] We're in the tree, stupid!