Tim Quote #307
Quote from Tim in Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor
Eddie: Your wife certainly lights up a room.
Tim: Yes, she certainly does.
Eddie: I'm glad to see that the two of you worked things out.
Tim: Well, I don't know how we worked things out. I apologized. I just don't think I'm ever gonna figure her out.
Eddie: Don't. You know, I was married to Tildy for 45 years, and this woman - God rest her soul - used to drive me absolutely crazy. She had these ugly little porcelain cats that she used to love to line up on the window sill. And every day for 45 years I used to take those cats off the window sill and put 'em in a cupboard. And every day for 45 years she'd take 'em out of the cupboard and put 'em back.
Tim: Where are they now?
Eddie: On the window sill.
Tim: You didn't throw them out?
Eddie: What for? You know, you don't have to understand a woman. All you got to do is love her.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Well, I don't think he listens to me at all. I told him about this event that we're going to three times, and he acts like I never said anything.
Wilson: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Jill: I don't know how I could have been clearer. I told him I was getting his tux cleaned. I told him about the hors d'oeuvres we were having Saturday night. I even circled it on the calendar. I did everything except sit him down and say, "Tim, we are going to a fundraiser Saturday night." Oh God, I never did that. Oh, man! I can't believe it. All of this arguing, and he was right. Oh, no. I feel terrible. This is all my fault. Well, I should apologize to him. Thank you, Wilson. You've really been a big help. [goes back inside]
Wilson: Hmm. Somehow it's always easier with Jill.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. This is Al over here.
Hick: Oh, we know Al.
Eddie: Oh, we love Al.
Tim: Oh, we all love Al.
Eddie: Hey, Al, come on, give us one of them big salutes. [Al salutes]
Audience: [chants] Al, Al, Al, Al, Al...
Tim: Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I don't want to disturb this love fest you have going here, but let me remind you of something: Al is my assistant. He assists me.
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Do you think that Tim is a good listener?
Wilson: Yes, I think Tim is a very good listener.
Jill: But does he understand everything you say?
Wilson: I think Tim is a very good listener.