Tim Quote #303
Quote from Tim in Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor
Eddie: So what if it's the opera? Look on the good side of it. You're gonna get to see your wife all dolled up in a beautiful gown.
Tim: She wants to wear a tux.
Hick: Oh, I hate to see a woman wearing pants. You know, down at the senior center I won't even dance with a woman unless she's wearing nylons with a nice seam right up the back of her legs.
Eddie: Those aren't seams. Those are veins.
Hick: My point is, Tim, that in the old days women wore dresses. And they hung onto your arm on a Saturday night, And they liked it when you called them "dame".
Tim: I don't think Jill would like it if... [deep voice] I called her "dame".
Hick: Well, dame, doll, gal, babe - whatever she likes.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Well, I don't think he listens to me at all. I told him about this event that we're going to three times, and he acts like I never said anything.
Wilson: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Jill: I don't know how I could have been clearer. I told him I was getting his tux cleaned. I told him about the hors d'oeuvres we were having Saturday night. I even circled it on the calendar. I did everything except sit him down and say, "Tim, we are going to a fundraiser Saturday night." Oh God, I never did that. Oh, man! I can't believe it. All of this arguing, and he was right. Oh, no. I feel terrible. This is all my fault. Well, I should apologize to him. Thank you, Wilson. You've really been a big help. [goes back inside]
Wilson: Hmm. Somehow it's always easier with Jill.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. This is Al over here.
Hick: Oh, we know Al.
Eddie: Oh, we love Al.
Tim: Oh, we all love Al.
Eddie: Hey, Al, come on, give us one of them big salutes. [Al salutes]
Audience: [chants] Al, Al, Al, Al, Al...
Tim: Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I don't want to disturb this love fest you have going here, but let me remind you of something: Al is my assistant. He assists me.
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Do you think that Tim is a good listener?
Wilson: Yes, I think Tim is a very good listener.
Jill: But does he understand everything you say?
Wilson: I think Tim is a very good listener.