Tim Quote #262
Quote from Tim in What About Bob?
Tim: Oh, come on, you guys. What the heck. I'll put it in.
Bob Vila: Go for it.
Tim: It's a simple socket switch. Wiring is very simple. I just thought Bob'd like to take a shot at it. Wiring is very simple with these... I got a little... There. OK. Now, green, of course, like the ground, is green. White is hot and... No, white... Well, hot... What is this one here? [sparks fly]
[Tim's body spasms as he awkwardly makes his way though the doors]
Tim: [screams]
Home Improvement Quotes
‘What About Bob?’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Tim, Tim, Tim. The first step for greatness is humbling yourself. [Tim grunts] Maybe you shouldn't try to have all the answers, and instead ask more questions. You see, Tim, a truly wise man always has more questions than answers.
Tim: So... would that make me wiser than you, Wilson?
Wilson: Well, what do you think, Tim?
Quote from Al
Tim: Connect away, Bob.
Al: Tim, are you sure you turned off the electricity?
Tim: That goes without saying, Al.
Al: Well, now that we've said it, have you done it?
Bob Vila: Tim, it's your show. I think you should install the switch.
Tim: Oh, you're the guest. Go on, go on.
Bob Vila: Al, would you do this? Please.
Al: I don't think so, Bob.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Curtis, this is Randy's dad, Mr. Taylor.
Tim: Hi, Curtis. How are you?
Curtis: My father and I watch Tool Time.
Tim: Good.
Curtis: We really like Al.
Tim: We all like Al. [quietly to Jill] He is a geek.