Tim Quote #259
Quote from Tim in What About Bob?
Tim: Well, we've finished putting in that door. And something is still missing. The light switch to our beautiful chandelier. But before we install the light switch, I'd like to point out another bright spot. My assistant, Al, who is a very special guy.
Al: Well, thank you, Tim.
Tim: And I'd also like to mention to you ladies that he's single and very available.
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Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Tim, Tim, Tim. The first step for greatness is humbling yourself. [Tim grunts] Maybe you shouldn't try to have all the answers, and instead ask more questions. You see, Tim, a truly wise man always has more questions than answers.
Tim: So... would that make me wiser than you, Wilson?
Wilson: Well, what do you think, Tim?
Quote from Al
Tim: Connect away, Bob.
Al: Tim, are you sure you turned off the electricity?
Tim: That goes without saying, Al.
Al: Well, now that we've said it, have you done it?
Bob Vila: Tim, it's your show. I think you should install the switch.
Tim: Oh, you're the guest. Go on, go on.
Bob Vila: Al, would you do this? Please.
Al: I don't think so, Bob.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Curtis, this is Randy's dad, Mr. Taylor.
Tim: Hi, Curtis. How are you?
Curtis: My father and I watch Tool Time.
Tim: Good.
Curtis: We really like Al.
Tim: We all like Al. [quietly to Jill] He is a geek.