Al Quote #21

Quote from Al in What About Bob?

Tim: Well, why don't we get started. Bob, you can sit down over here. Before we get to our project, we have a little friendly competition called "Stump the Tool Man."
Bob Vila: Oh, that'll be fun.
Tim: It sure will. Now, if you have any questions about home improvement or tools. I want you to call 555-TOOL.
Al: That's 555 T-O-O-L.

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 ‘What About Bob?’ Quotes

Quote from Wilson

Wilson: Tim, Tim, Tim. The first step for greatness is humbling yourself. [Tim grunts] Maybe you shouldn't try to have all the answers, and instead ask more questions. You see, Tim, a truly wise man always has more questions than answers.
Tim: So... would that make me wiser than you, Wilson?
Wilson: Well, what do you think, Tim?

Quote from Al

Tim: Connect away, Bob.
Al: Tim, are you sure you turned off the electricity?
Tim: That goes without saying, Al.
Al: Well, now that we've said it, have you done it?
Bob Vila: Tim, it's your show. I think you should install the switch.
Tim: Oh, you're the guest. Go on, go on.
Bob Vila: Al, would you do this? Please.
Al: I don't think so, Bob.

Quote from Tim

Jill: Curtis, this is Randy's dad, Mr. Taylor.
Tim: Hi, Curtis. How are you?
Curtis: My father and I watch Tool Time.
Tim: Good.
Curtis: We really like Al.
Tim: We all like Al. [quietly to Jill] He is a geek.