Tim Quote #218
Quote from Tim in Forever Jung
Tim: The point I was trying to make is that men don't just start wars. They build things with tools, like this house, your car, office buildings...
Karen: Of course they do. They have all the jobs.
Tim: Oh, here we go.
Karen: Oh, come on, Tim, face it. It's a male-dominated society, and women have to make all the compromises.
Tim: I don't know what world you live in. But here at the Taylor household we have an equal relationship.
Karen: Oh, do you really believe that, Tim?
Tim: We're a '90s couple. We share everything 50-50, right down the middle.
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Quote from Jill
Jill: What is this thing on your head?
Tim: It's a little piece of table.
Randy: What happened?
Tim: Old Mr. Negativity, Al, distracted me and I got my head cemented to this table. He had to take a sabre saw to get me off of that table.
Jill: Don't you think you should go to the emergency room?
Tim: I was just there. They said I wasn't a priority.
Jill: Why? Was there a guy with a whole table stuck to his head?
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: You'd be surprised. Actually, the female of the species can be very aggressive.
Tim: So, what you're saying is that when women ruled the world, things weren't all that peaceful and nice.
Wilson: No. No, no, no, no, Tim. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, with women as well as men. In ancient Africa, they had entire female armies. In Babylon, they would burn a man at the stake every spring to ensure the fertility of the crops.
Tim: Ooh. That's a hell of a price to pay for zucchini.
Wilson: Well, I don't know, Tim. Maybe one day, men and women will learn to share the power. To cooperate rather than dominate.
Quote from Randy
Tim: You notice I'm not laughing.
Jill: Yeah, we'll be good. Come on, come on. Right. Randy, set the table.
Randy: Okay. Dad, bend over.