Tim Quote #52
Quote from Tim in Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof
Tim: What's so funny?
Jill: Well, okay. There's a woman in our class that was always asking questions... [Tim laughs] No, honey, that's not the funny part. [Tim grunts] So, anyway, one day Rondall asked if there are any questions. And the woman stands up and forgets what she's gonna say. Oh, it's really... I told you it's not funny.
Tim: I guess you had to be there. I got to make some measurements for this cable. Just pretend like I'm not here.
Jill: [to Rondall] Listen, about this interview, I was gonna wear this blue suit with a plain white blouse. Is that just too blah?
Rondall: No, I like white. It's simple but it's classic. It shows you're not a slave to trends. [Tim laughs]
Jill: Yes, what was that, Tim?
Tim: Oh, nothing. I was thinking about that joke. "She didn't know what to say." It just took me a while.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I was wondering, when you watch my show Tool Time, do you think I'm funny?
Wilson: Well, I've got to be honest with you, Tim. I've never seen the show.
Tim: You've never seen my show?
Wilson: No. But I don't have a television.
Tim: Everybody's got a TV.
Wilson: Not me. I just use my imagination. Watch the pictures inside my mind.
Tim: Cuts down on reruns then, doesn't it?
Wilson: Not really, Tim. There's always déjà vu.
Quote from Tim
Rondall: Oh, do that thing you do on the show. That barking sound. That... [barks]
Tim: Well, it's really not barking. It's more like a simian grunt. [grunts]
Rondall: Yeah, barking, grunting, whatever. It's a very funny show. You're very funny on it.
Tim: It's not all fun and games. It's a home improvement show. Basically what we do...
Rondall: Well, but you're very funny on it. Not like the other guy on the show. The guy who knows everything.
Tim: Al. Al's my assistant. He assists me.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, what do you know about installing a satellite dish?
Tim: It's simple. Mount it, point it straight up. Any man can do that.
Jill: Yeah, but... But it has to stay up longer than ten seconds.