Tim Quote #30
Quote from Tim in Mow Better Blues
Tim: All right, boys. Prepare yourself for a new age in lawn maintenance. I think we all remember it used to take Dad an hour, an hour and 20, to do the lawn. With this bad boy, a minute and five. I'll cut this thing so fast it'll be afraid to grow.
Jill: Honey, did you put hubcaps on the lawn mower?
Tim: [gruffly] Yeah!
Jill: Why did you do that?
Tim: [gruffly] I don't know.
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‘Mow Better Blues’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Tim: That wrench has gotta be around here someplace. You know, it just didn't get up and walk away, Jill.
Jill: OK, you're right. I'm ready to talk. I sneak down here at night, take all your tools, go out to the backyard, put 'em in a big pile, and dance around 'em naked.
Tim: What time would that be?
Jill: Sometime right after you go to sleep.
Quote from Jill
Tim: Come on. Stand up.
Jill: Stand up?
Tim: Stand up. Put your right arm up. Put your left arm... [Jill chuckles] Put your left arm on the tool.
Jill: The wrench?
Tim: The wrench.
Quote from Al
Tim: Well, Al, now that we have the fitting in place between the two sections of pipe. What's the next step?
Al: Well, Tim, we'll be sweating the pipe.
Tim: Will we?
Al: That's right.
Tim: So we'll put a little deodorant right there in the elbow?
Al: I don't think so, Tim.