Tim: All right, boys. Prepare yourself for a new age in lawn maintenance. I think we all remember it used to take Dad an hour, an hour and 20, to do the lawn. With this bad boy, a minute and five. I'll cut this thing so fast it'll be afraid to grow.
Jill: Honey, did you put hubcaps on the lawn mower?
Tim: [gruffly] Yeah!
Jill: Why did you do that?
Tim: [gruffly] I don't know.