Quote from Tim in Home Alone
[dream sequence:] Pizza Guy: Well, Tim, for selling so many copies, the publisher has two big surprises for you. Tim: I like them. Woman: A check for 10 million dollars and the keys to a brand new Ferrari. Tim: You're kidding! Pizza Guy: Oh, not so fast. Before we let you drive away, you're gonna have to read us a few passages from your highly anticipated book. Tim: Well, I'd love to, Kenny. Tim: [inner monologue] Plenty of places for autographs here. And notes, you know, personal notes, little letters you want to write to yourself. Tim: [grunts] Oh, no! Tim: [inner monologue] There's nothing in this book! Nothing! Oprah: What a hack! Jay Leno: Who are we kidding? This man's a loser. Leeza Gibbons: Tomorrow's show, celebrities who feel betrayed by Tim Taylor. Tim: [screams]