Tim: What makes Randy think he can get away with not going to church?
Jill: I don't think he's trying to get away with anything. Randy's wrestling with major philosophical issues. We can't force him to share our beliefs. We're gonna have to be open-minded and allow him to find his own.
Tim: What if he starts believing something we don't like? What if he joins a cult that worships chicken parts?
Jill: He'll never go hungry.
Tim: I don't think this is real funny, Jill.