[stop-motion dream sequence:]
Tim: Oh boy! Oh!
Randy: I feel a little stiff. Hey, Dad. What gives? We woke up this morning and we're all made of wood.
Tim: Randy, let's not get hung up on how we look. There are more important things to think about during the holidays.
Brad: Like your lighting contest?
Tim: Nope, nope, nope. I'm through putting Christmas lights on this house. I'm giving all the holiday lights to the homeless.
Jill: And where exactly are the homeless going to hang them?
Tim: Good point. We'll give them the house too! Let's start with the kitchen! Come on! [drops refrigerator in a box] Looks a lot lighter than this. Ah! Oh, there you go. Ha-ha! Whoo! Boys, go get your rooms and put them in the box.
Mark: But where are we gonna live?
Tim: You! You! You! You people have got to stop thinking about yourselves.
Jill: Tim, you've changed.
Tim: Mm-hm.
Jill: You're caring, giving, you're loving. [creaks] And you've got a termite coming out of your ear.
Tim: Have a little compassion. Even the lowliest creature needs a friend. [puts termite back in ear]
Termite: Thank you.