Tim: Honey, these days men and women cannot be just friends.
Jill: Really? What about you and Heidi?
Tim: Heidi? She's not my friend, she's a co-worker. To me, Heidi's just Al with less facial hair and a better physique.
Jill: Right, I get 'em mixed up myself.
Tim: The point is, I wouldn't be sittin' in Heidi's Camaro. And if I did, I'd know what year it was.
Jill: Tim, this is a ridiculous conversation. If you had a female friend who shared your interests, I would not get all crazy about it.
Tim: Oh. Is that a fact? So if I start hanging out with this beautiful woman that knew all about big-block 454s, you'd trust me?
Jill: Yeah, I would.
Tim: Now you tell me.