Quote from Wilson in Wilson's Girlfriend
Judith: My book sold about four copies. Two of which were to my children.
Tim: I wrote a book once. "How To Maintain Your Bench Grinder."
Jill: That sold no copies.
Judith: Well, it was probably more exciting than mine. It was called "The Psychophysiological Indices of Amorous Connections..."
Wilson: "...Among Termites of the Southwest".
Judith: How did you know that?
Wilson: Because I have read it. It is wonderful! I mean, it's practically the Bible for anyone interested in the mating pattern of insects.
Tim: All two of you.
Wilson: You see, I am quite the devotee of what I humorously term "insexuality."