Quote from Wilson in Wilson's Girlfriend
Judith: My book sold about four copies. Two of which were to my children. Tim: I wrote a book once. "How To Maintain Your Bench Grinder." Jill: That sold no copies. Judith: Well, it was probably more exciting than mine. It was called "The Psychophysiological Indices of Amorous Connections..." Wilson: "...Among Termites of the Southwest". Judith: How did you know that? Wilson: Because I have read it. It is wonderful! I mean, it's practically the Bible for anyone interested in the mating pattern of insects. Tim: All two of you. Wilson: You see, I am quite the devotee of what I humorously term "insexuality."