Tim: Dave, you're gonna be Lorraine. Now, I want you to tell everybody what Lorraine says to Jim to get him in trouble.
Dave: All right, all right, I know this one. Jim, you said you were gonna be home last night, but I came by your house and you weren't there. Where were you?
Jim: Where was I?
Tim: [blows horn] Tool Time tip. Women always know men are lying when they repeat the question.