Jill: There's my husband now. [Tim hides behind the door] Tim. Come and meet Michelle's father.
Tim: [sticks his head out the door] Oh, hi, Michelle's father. Good to see you.
Jill: Tim, don't be rude. Come and shake his hand.
Tim: Not a good time, honey.
Bert: Now, wait a minute. Aren't you the guy on that tool show?
Tim: Yes, I am.
Bert: I love that episode where you lit your sleeve on fire.
Tim: [walks out] Classic episode. I got that thing on tape. If you wanna watch it, I got it. You're wondering why I don't have any pants on, aren't you?
Michelle: Why's your father in his underwear?
Randy: To ruin my life.
Tim: You know, I switched from brief to boxers because they're more freeing when you're in slacks. I'm gonna go and get a pair of Sansabelts on now. You guys just hold still while I get some slacks on. I'll be right back.