Tim: Remember before Ilene came along, your black book consisted of one number - your mom's.
Al: Well, that's all changed now.
Tim: Why has it all changed now? Because of one stupid magazine article?
Al: No.
Tim: Did you really read it? Did you notice they put one zero extra on your salary?
Al: They d... [pulls the magazine out]
Tim: You carry it around with you?
Al: Oh, man! So this is why everybody was paying attention to me?
Tim: No, that's not the only reason.
Al: Yes. Yes, it is.
Tim: No, it's not. They picked you as most eligible bachelor for a lot of reasons. That's just a typo. I mean, you are a good hard-working guy. You're ha-handsome in a way, you know. Hey, if I were a woman, l...
Al: Tim.
Tim: Yeah, you're right. The point is there's a woman that's always found you sexy, and she didn't have to read it in a magazine.