Tim: You know, son, the reason I was doing this, I got so into this, was because when I had a paper route it was really important to me.
Brad: How come?
Tim: It was the first job I had after my dad died. I had the job to show my mom I could shoulder some responsibility and not just be a goof-off like my brothers.
Brad: And I'm sure you didn't quit your first paper route.
Tim: No, I didn't.
Brad: See.
Tim: I was fired.
Brad: Why were you fired?
Tim: I was trying to make it fun and expedite it at the same time, you know, so I got a compressed-air gun that would shoot the papers. And I never got the telemetry down, which is the angle of attack... I'd get some... It'd go... I'd get 'em... I mean, I never got them anywhere near the damn porch. I would have made a lot more money if I knew how to repair a window back then, boy, I'll tell you.