Wilson: Oh, my, my, my, I know it must be spring when I hear the sweet sounds of a wire bristle on a rusty grill.
Tim: That's it, Wilson. What have you got there?
Wilson: Tim, I'm about to add some bacterial organisms to my milk.
Tim: Really? I'm more of a chocolate syrup kind of guy.
Wilson: No, no, no, no, Tim. I'm making yogurt. The bacteria sours the milk.
Tim: You must have put some of that in my boss' milk. He's sour all the time.