Tim: Just follow my lead. Go get your coat. Boys, come on down here! Quick! Hurry up! [sighs] You gotta watch Mark for a little bit. We gotta take Wilson to the emergency room.
Brad: Why?
Randy: What's the matter?
Tim: I gave him one of those cigars that I hid in my sock drawer. He's real sick. Evidently the tobacco was infected or something.
Brad: Infected tobacco?
Tim: Boy, is he feeling bad. He's got this rash up his leg, head to toe. He's itching like crazy. And he's got hair growing out of his knuckles.
Jill: Yeah, he does. I saw it. It's gross. See you later.
Tim: Watch Mark, all right? [they leave]
Brad: You know, I'm sorta starting to itch.
Randy: Yeah, me too. Maybe we better go to the hospital with Mom and Dad before that hair starts to grow. [they open the door]
Tim & Jill: Busted!