Quote from Al in Dead Weight
Al: Crying? I am flying! I have decided the time is right to ask Trudy for her hand in marriage. Tim: Get out! Hey! Congratulations. Jill: Oh, my God! That's so great! Al: Yeah. That's right. After I walked Trudy to her car, I ran into Dirk. And he sold me one of his diamonds. Tim: Ooh! Jill: Al, this is so beautiful. Al: Yes, it is! I really love the cleavage. Jill: Oh. [looks down] Well, thank you. But, gosh! It's so pretty.