Mark: Mom, when's dinner? I'm starving.
Jill: Oh, it'll just be a few minutes. How's it going?
Mark: Great. Edward got contact lenses and a new haircut. He's really looking good now.
Jill: Mark, is there something we need to talk about?
Mark: No! No. Edward's back to being a ten, so Jenny doesn't like him anymore. And tomorrow night, she's coming over to study with me.
Jill: Ooh. Maybe you should wear that new cool shirt I got you.
Mark: What, are you crazy? That would make me a seven.