Tim: Well, that's a great way to celebrate our anniversary, calling me an idiot.
Jill: You earned it! You could've told her that it was your anniversary! That you were with your wife, and you could call her back tomorrow!
Tim: That's exactly what I did say, right after you bolted out of the restaurant.
Jill: You should've seen yourself talking to her. You were drooling like a school boy.
Tim: She got me a Flowmaster at half price.
Jill: Excuse me. While you were spending every waking moment with this woman, I went to 12 different antique stores trying to find a watch to honor the memory of your father, and you didn't look at me once like that tonight! Thanks a lot, Tim! Happy anniversary!