Tim: Why did you leave the restaurant like that?
Jill: I'm surprised you noticed. You were so busy talking to your new friend, Alex.
Tim: She found an auto part we were looking for. She was excited. She didn't know it was our anniversary.
Jill: I'm sure she didn't. I'm sure it wasn't important enough for you to mention. [Jill opens the refrigerator door into Tim]
Tim: For your information, I didn't tell anybody it was our anniversary regardless of race, creed or sexual orientation.
Jill: So, you're an equal opportunity idiot.