Mark: Well, Brad, thanks to you, Erica hates me.
Brad: What?
Mark: Your stupid advice backfired. I should never have pretended to care about her feelings.
Jill: So, you taught him that?
Brad: Look, I'm sorry, Mom. I know you're disappointed. But if it makes you feel any better, I hurt when you hurt. [chuckles]
Jill: That's it. I'm canceling your subscription to Sassy.